parliamentrook:

lifewithoutcosette:

it takes a long time to learn this, I still struggle with it

killtheteendream:

spongebobssquarepants:

gardenianoire:

squeeful:

quantum-dragon:

there had better be video. in 4K, with clean audio

i want to hear his shoes scrabbling on the floor as he’s dragged out

time to join the secret service

ahphrobites:

webscene:

why is this the funniest gif I’ve ever seen

gay on straight hate crime

innocentbi-stander:

violetwylde:

hotdogsngiggles:

vajoochie:

some of u didnt have tumblr before the porn ban where u would literally just randomly be scrolling through your dash and happen upon a series of aggressive gay porn gifs because one of ur mutuals happened to be horny that night and it shows

i miss it. 

there was a sense of random danger that I loved

The thrill of the scroll.

The secret fear of not being able to open tumblr on your phone in class because god knows someone might look over and see random porn on your dash

angelsaxis:

Today on Hozier liked

charlataned:

this would definitely be a post limit night in 2012 tumblr